add uptime monitors for #thdne

#rf setup alerts for analytics end-to-end tests (after they actually run)

fix alert signals not firing #alertbnb

Checked uptimerobot.com to see if it's free plan is ok for uptime monitoring (it is)

Setup Sentry alert #devjob

setup monitoring #sleekplan

Added uptime monitoring to #paleoglutenfree Thanks @leohp 🙌

aggregate data from uptime checkers running on lambdas #httpscop

Add uptime monitoring to Distributed #lockapi (status.outstanding.tools)

get saving of uptime metrics working #httpscop

get Uptimerobot alerts bug fixed because it would alert us after 10 seconds DOWN even if the minimum is set to 5 minutes #nomads

Implement email alert when monitors are up again #pingnow

fixed #djangopackages after it went down and none my alerts worked.

Add uptime monitoring for cron jobs #wip

test message notifications

benchmark and fix #hoodmaps /log.php to stop Uptimerobot alerts

fix #remoteok email alert robot after testing for a week

Added an automated alert for when Watchdog doesn't process any X posts over the course of a few hours (usually means there's a bug on my end) because I noticed there was some issue with Chrome that caused the browser to fail to receive commands for a few hours and I had no idea #watchdog !private

finally reimplement first few alerts #spectate

Accidentally take down the site for a few hours because 1) my new firewall configuration blocked the web server from accessing the database, and 2) I missed the uptime monitoring notifications because I've been too busy working #betalist