Argue with Stripe support to try to get access to Pay with Crypto fast #watchdog

Added climate pledge to the footer instead of just including the Stripe Climate icon next to "Sustainability" #watchdog

Fix error handling behavior for Telegram to only log a warning if the mod team deletes Watchdog's message before auto-delete can kick in (so I can stop getting paged over nothing) #watchdog

Finish migration to Stripe 🎉 and update billing + upgrade links to use Stripe hosted links #watchdog

Manually recreate all active subscriptions in Stripe using imported billing details, and cancel old subscriptions in Lemon Squeezy to prevent customers from getting double billed #watchdog

Get all customers and payment details migrated to Stripe from Lemonsqueezy, and after looking at this data it's a mess. I'm not even convinced LS was able to charge sales tax properly since most of my customers were somehow missing an address (I will have to fill each in manually and copy from the card billing address). Will expose this nonsense in the blog post I'm writing #watchdog

Submit to some 80+ DR "free backlink" directories I found to try to boost SEO #watchdog

Migrate affiliate program to PromoteKit and create my own onboarding form to replace Lemon Squeezy's because TrackDesk's product was completely broken (it refused to register clicks which is the whole point of adding their script to my site) #watchdog

Add new blog post about vertex AI from google for SEO #watchdog

Fix OpenAI throwing 4xx responses when it can't download an image sometimes #watchdog

Include a link that scrolls to the pricing section because I noticed (through analytics/recordings) that a user was clicking the "50% discount" blue text expecting it to be a link, but it wasn't one #watchdog

Include link to Stripe Climate in footer #watchdog

Migrate to Stripe, enroll in Stripe Climate climate.stripe.com/fbjwE4, and request access to "Pay with Crypto" as my web3 customers will love that shit. Tweet: x.com/ben_makes_stuff/status/… #watchdog

Internally debate asking a customer why they bought a duplicate subscription today, but decided to let them know in case it was a mistake as I don't want to take people's money for no reason #watchdog

Start moving customer and payment data to Stripe and set up Stripe account #watchdog

Try a LinkedIn post for more visibility to get the LS payments issue solved fast: www.linkedin.com/posts/benmak… and also tag @patrickc from Stripe: x.com/ben_makes_stuff/status/… #watchdog

Try LemonSqueezy's email contact form to resolve the payments issue, which seems to be different than their old hello@ email alias since they have not replied or confirmed the original ticket within 24h: x.com/ben_makes_stuff/status/… #watchdog

Put Lemon Squeezy on blast for deleting payment details randomly and not replying to support emails for over 12h. In parallel start Stripe migration process that I've been putting off. Tweet: x.com/ben_makes_stuff/status/… #watchdog

Ask Lemonsqueezy to fix their broken billing portal as they seemed to have removed @marc's credit card for no reason at all, causing failed payments. Will prioritize moving to Stripe or another solution this week if they can't explain why they messed up and how they're fixing it #watchdog

See oldest customer churn because he wasn’t satisfied with manually reviewing reports, and ask him if he’s tried the dashboard features for automated testing and rule changes #watchdog