feel comic pity for trespassing housing agent that 'lost' half of my personal belongings (keycard access log + CCTV), only returned some and now refuses to pay for the rest (aka get_rekt.bat in court) 👨‍⚖️ #nils

file police report on uncooperative party that trespassed and hijacked my stuff + deposit for weeks after they messed up contract dates & utility bills #nils

get ex-landlord's undeliverable, paradoxically forged & legally baseless "now i sue you" counter-lawsuit shoven under my door, after their lawyer misaddressed to the same rental property I was illegally evicted from months ago (when their 'agent' blundered with contract and provably trespassed + 'lost' half of my personal belongings) 💌 #nils

upgrade trespassing case and report 48 missing items as stolen because responsible agent backed out of returning/compensating anything and hopes crazy farang will give up (www.babywisemom.com/how-to-te…) #nils

expand personal belongings list for compensation because even smug landlords with god complex typically don't want to go to jail #nils

make list of missing items because smug landlord's lawless agent remains cocky about robbing the wrong people in their own keycard-logged home and shows no remorse nor initiative to make things right (getrekt.jpg.exe) #nils

get called back to previous condo because some missing items are now back but allegedly "were there all the time" (levels.io/100-to-0-things/) #nils

finally throw away hoarded papers, simcards, memorable items etc of 4y+ travel/nomad/hermit life (but keep the good stuff) 🗑 #nils

get my suitcase back so I can finally change my underpants after 3 days

🏠 dealing with packing, moving, and my rental being invaded #mylife

24h later: I just got stolen the first place... f**ck #thundercontent

finally get throttle replaced after 3 months of customs hostage situation (but discover that the bills party won't stop there) #nils

get lost suitcase back and unpack

#life Hand over keys to old apartment to claim deposit

Get blindsided by the renter I'm subletting you planning to give away and clear out my room before planned and without communicating it

Lose $400 worth of clothes cause the laundry service delivered it to wrong hotel and someone accepted the delivery and then left Bangkok with my clothes #life

go to court and witness how judge tells landlord & lawyer to get fukt for sueing me instead of cooperating with police case #nils

replace stolen underwear 🤨 #nils

throw away half my things and become minimalist in fear of Thai government kicking me out #life

Got the keys of my apartment for the next year after 8 months nomading #life