get house window blown out 💨 #nils

24h later: I just got stolen the first place... f**ck #thundercontent

Broke my house

feel comic pity for trespassing housing agent that 'lost' half of my personal belongings (keycard access log + CCTV), only returned some and now refuses to pay for the rest (aka get_rekt.bat in court) 👨‍⚖️ #nils

get socks stolen #life

climb out of house via wall cause the gate broken and locked us in #life

move house 🏡

get locked in house after power cut #nils

replace stolen underwear 🤨 #nils

get locked out of house but neighbour helped out #life

Go for dinner, get bike stolen, walk home #life

Have pretty sick house on #homestra I actually want to buy myself

🔑 take a key for new house

make list of missing items because smug landlord's lawless agent remains cocky about robbing the wrong people in their own keycard-logged home and shows no remorse nor initiative to make things right (getrekt.jpg.exe) #nils

finally get access to ransomed stuff + full return of deposit (if I close the police case) before finding out someone has 'thrown away' my entire wardrobe (3+ yrs) and 'select valuable gadgets' while trespassing & breaching a rental contract in which they didn't get the dates right 🚨 #nils

see cockroaches in Airbnb and start killing every one I see and inform the owner, will need to check all my luggage before I come back home #life

driving home 🏠

visit my house #life

Witness robbery in broad daylight 😱😂 #life

break into treehouse #nils