feel comic pity for trespassing housing agent that 'lost' half of my personal belongings (keycard access log + CCTV), only returned some and now refuses to pay for the rest (aka get_rekt.bat in court) 👨‍⚖️ #nils

finally get access to ransomed stuff + full return of deposit (if I close the police case) before finding out someone has 'thrown away' my entire wardrobe (3+ yrs) and 'select valuable gadgets' while trespassing & breaching a rental contract in which they didn't get the dates right 🚨 #nils

make list of missing items because smug landlord's lawless agent remains cocky about robbing the wrong people in their own keycard-logged home and shows no remorse nor initiative to make things right (getrekt.jpg.exe) #nils

file police report on uncooperative party that trespassed and hijacked my stuff + deposit for weeks after they messed up contract dates & utility bills #nils

file police report #thailand

get forgotten item on guesthouse #survivor

get lost Koh Lanta bottle back #nils

Lose $400 worth of clothes cause the laundry service delivered it to wrong hotel and someone accepted the delivery and then left Bangkok with my clothes #life

throw away half my things and become minimalist in fear of Thai government kicking me out #life

learn more about contract breach, trespassing, theft and tort in Thai law 🇹🇭 #nils

get called back to previous condo because some missing items are now back but allegedly "were there all the time" (levels.io/100-to-0-things/) #nils

cross back into Thailand #nils

expand personal belongings list for compensation because even smug landlords with god complex typically don't want to go to jail #nils

get exceptioned via friends of immigration officer and leave passport on Samui #nils

report landlord to national consumer protection board because local police might be too busy without the incentive of collecting skyhigh fines 🇹🇭 (complaint.ocpb.go.th) #nils

hunt for villa on Thailand's near-deserted bargain island #nils

get passport back with Thai visa #life

manage to leave Ko Tao w/ @AndreyAzimov #life

break into neighbor’s yard to get gf’s ZARA boxes that agressive Portuguese GLS delivery driver threw in wrong place #life

replace stolen underwear 🤨 #nils