write angry email to Portuguese bank because they won’t raise my limit and the phone hotline never picks up and I don’t have an account manager because the last one GTFO #life
send money to Portugal bank account because I can only pay Portugal tax with Portuguese bank account or I need to go to some office and pay in cash (LOL) #life
get bank opening forms from Portuguese bank back with my signature, and forge it and put it on bank closing transfer form so I can close bank account because they said my signatures didn’t match #life