have a dream for like an hour that I bicycle in reverse on Dutch roads quite difficult but fun #dream

dream that I was back in high school and I went into a class and I used big black markers to write but the ink went through the paper and onto the table. I found out the class was Computer Science. And was kinda nervous they'd find out I wasn't actually in school anymore #dream

dream I went to Copenhagen, Denmark, and @oskarth said "it's nice if you're into cultery and urine" because they make cutlery and the streets smell like piss. Then I debated with @rameerez if you should provide for a woman or not. He believed you should never. There was giant fjørd boats that would slide up and down on the sides of the river which was raised and overflowing to a lower river. @oskarth said Danish are known as the "scumbag steve" of Scandinavia, they always ask you to watch their house/pets while they fuck off to to backpacking without paying you for it #dream

dream that I am on street in America and stabbed with Fentanyl needle in my neck ofcourse it has HIV, @AndreyAzimov tries to squeeze it back out, I have a podcast scheduled that day so I try move to next day so I can go hospital but he say he cannot reschedule so I have to go on podcast while on Fentanyl and maybe HIV #dream

dream I am in a warehouse with my friends Mike and Jim and we are watching a presentation of a new ad by Alo Yoga to target girl's boyfriends to sell shorts too because they want to expand into guy market, it was a good ad, guy and girl lying by pool and she wear yoga pants and he wear shorts #dream

summarize this week's dreams #dream

log #dream, so my roommate from Amsterdam, Timo was in his 4 story canal house, and some drug dealer came in to try kill him Turns out Dutch police are cucks, and didn't do anything But since his Amsterdam house was located in my quaint little beach town (QLBT) (???) we asked the Belgian police to help and there were just on the edge of QLBT, turns out Belgium has a giant police presence on the border, they helped out really well Then I went to the vintage story with girl to buy silk dresses So then I realized I have to move to Belgium for its formidable police presence, luckily it's just a 1 minute walk from QLBT

dream I am at @lenilsonjr house and I am the VJ controlling the big party projector screen with OBS, there is a live chat like Twitch on the right and other OBS elements. I start moving stuff around and decide to put a live Google Maps satellite of dolphins swimming in the ocean. But with that I remove the elements Lenilson put on the screen and lose them. But then I can't get them back and stress. Then Lenilson comes and says it's okay no stress all good ye #dream

dream I on mountain overlooking Austin and the bay of Texas and see SpaceX Starship base in distance. I zoom in 10x with iPhone and see a JSF type VSTOL plane hovering, the pilot seems to be a newbie and has no idea how to fly and ejects, but there's 10 other noobs in plane too #dream

dream I play for Portugal national football team during World Cup and I ask why is Cristiano Ronaldo not playing? And it's because we don't have the budget to pay or all the facilities he wants. So we kinda like amateur club but in World Cup. I try defend but it all goes wrong. The keeper keeps walking away and says it's his first game ever. Problematic #dream