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consider going to the biggest coworking space in Portugal called Heden to work a bit but it's always closed on Saturday and Sunday
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enter Worten the electronics store of Portugal but it's literally 40°C inside, the staff's faces are wet with sweat, we ask is the AC off? And they answer "no it's on, it's always like this, we know" and the bosses won't change it
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register onlyinportugal.com as possible rename for
#onlyinportugal after reading about "only in the Philippines" memes
get invited by Portuguese member of parliament @malliberal to talk about our issues in Portugal from portugalstory.co
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finally do public launch of portugalstory.co
#onlyinportugal after Cloudflare CEO tweets
explain Portuguese who has company and too much work and not enough people about 1) customer segmentation, like have normal and premium pricing for faster service, 2) retainer fees, 3) to hire non-Portuguese like Ukrainians because they can't find more people to work and the Portuguese they hire are too low skilled and stop work early so they can't scale up; but they ignore all my advice
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get sauna guy to install the sauna heater we actually wanted but he forgot to order it first time, so he gave us a temporary one, but today he ordered and installed the wrong one because he messed up the name
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try book practical driving class with the automatic car but the car is in a completely different place and they don't know when it will be back but they already sold me the driving classes 😂👌
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see Portugal passport stamps being the only stamps that literally never have any ink left on it, the poverty
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get charged €29.99 for WiFi on a €10,000 bizniz class flight yeehaw
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try get Bolt cause I uninstalled Uber cause was so bad, and I have to get to Cascais and gf has Tesla, so I book a Bolt Executive with 🇵🇰 Mohammed who spends 20 minutes getting lost in my tiny beach town's small roads "trying to find a faster way to Cascais" (???) at which I tell him to 🛑 stop and exit the vehicle
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