get €6,000 Flight Sim computer delivered assembled from Portuguese company but the entire CPU cooler is only half attached 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal

see guy who came to install solar on roof see we have the typical Portuguese solar water heater, so he then told us we are crazy because we have our regular electric boiler on, saying "you only need to use your electric boiler in the winter, in the summer you should only use the solar water heater" and then he switched off our boiler, then this morning we had had luke warm to cold water in shower, it's so interesting their standards of living are so much lower and every single thing here is about saving money and not life quality, opposite to Kardashev Scale #onlyinportugal

discover the LAN cables in my 2 year old new home are 100mbps and 25 years old and can't handle Gigabit #onlyinportugal

see Portuguese kitchen company fuck up measurements of drawer by 0.5cm so the internationally standard tray doesn't fit 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal

investigate hiring Spanish builders to come build stuff for us because Portuguese never show up #onlyinportugal

fuck around with Steam for hours because nothing will download then try changing the download server from Portugal to Luxembourg and suddenly everything works, literally the Steam downloader server for Portugal of course doesn't work you can't make this up #onlyinportugal

analyze Nuno Palma recommendation from @nosilverv and transcribe podcast he's on and ask ChatGPT to summarize #onlyinportugal

call Rimowa Lisbon store because the handle of suitcase is broken so I ask can we come by now to drop it off for repair and he say "no because we are closing soon" it's 4pm so I ask what time you close he says "8 pm" 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal

post idea to fix Portugal by lowering corporate tax rate from 31.5% to 15-20% #onlyinportugal

stand in the TAP Portugal jet bridge with premium boarding for 30+ minutes without AC in intense heat so that they "boarded on time" but actually the plane is late but they record the delay as boarding time, meanwhile everyone here is melting in heat #onlyinportugal

see Taxpayers Association Portugal launch a bug board for Portugal inspired by OnlyInPortugal.com #onlyinportugal observador.pt/2025/06/09/asso…

learn about the massive Portuguese banking cartel of all banks working together with the government to fuck their customers and they got fined for it in 2019 #onlyinportugal

see every single Electric Vehicle power charger be "out of service" a common occurence #onlyinportugal

buy Anker 27,650mAh battery for MacBook Pro 16" so I can laptop outside because no cafe in Portugal has working power outlets now, not even Honest Greens! #onlyinportugal

consider going to the biggest coworking space in Portugal called Heden to work a bit but it's always closed on Saturday and Sunday #onlyinportugal

enter Worten the electronics store of Portugal but it's literally 40°C inside, the staff's faces are wet with sweat, we ask is the AC off? And they answer "no it's on, it's always like this, we know" and the bosses won't change it #onlyinportugal

feature on /r/portugalEN subreddit #onlyinportugal www.reddit.com/r/PortugalEN/c…

feature on MSN Portugal #onlyinportugal observador.pt/opiniao/quando-…

feature in CoinTelegraph with #onlyinportugal cointelegraph.com/magazine/mo…

see interesting post #onlyinportugal