waste 1.5 hours of my life to drive to municipal water company, then wait, to pay water leak bill because I can't pay by bank because I killed the direct debit when we had water leak and they won't let us pay with IBAN or even MB Pay #onlyinportugal

enjoy an entire night and morning of silence after sending legal letter to neighbor dog, it might have worked #onlyinportugal #home

see gf schedule Portuguese private driver for airport taxi but he didn't come, when she call him, he say "he forgot" #onlyinportugal (2nd time this happens with 2nd Portuguese driver 😂)

deliver legal letter to neighbor dog #onlyinportugal

ask home-vps to write letter to neighbor about dog abuse, and find my printer in my home network and then print it #onlyinportugal

see neighbor dog on Facebook #onlyinportugal

inform the GNR SEPNA (Nature and Environment Protection Service) that the local newspaper has written about the neighbor dog problem now #onlyinportugal

respond IRA with more information about neighbor dog #onlyinportugal

report neighbor dog abuse to Intervenção e Resgate Animal (IRA) an animal rescue organization that is let's just say, very agressive to "resolve problems" #onlyinportugal

send email with evidence of the neighbor dog attacking people to GNR SOS Ambiente (SOS Environment and Territory hotline of the Nature and Environment Protection Service SEPNA) and walking around freely #onlyinportugal

see neighbor dog walking around freely to attack people again #onlyinportugal

call GNR Portuguese to call about barking neighbor dog that is now attacking people on the street and discover it is the same woman who called the police on us for our birthday party in April what are the odds 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal

see install of gym electric blinds with sensor if something get stuck under it so it doesn't suicide, 1) first they said it doesn't exist in Portugal, 2) then they said they couldn't import it, 3) then we found a supplier, 4) and they installed it anyway, most other blinds in Portugal do not have a sensor so if you put it down and something is below it like a chair it will instantly suicide and break which I believe is a scheme to make more money than electric blinds that self stop #onlyinportugal

go toilet after landing in Lisbon Airport but the only toilet in the arrivals is being cleaned and blocked off for 17 minutes already so nobody can pee #onlyinportugal

go Lisbon Airport, buy Fast Track and Speedy Boarding and get stuck for 30min inside an airport bus that doesn't move and realize we have to start fly private cause commercial has become so bad #onlyinportugal

try Lisbon Airport WiFi and it's broken of course #onlyinportugal

tell our Uber driver who does bread and meat delivery for us to please stop repeatedly buying extra cakes and cookies and snacks with our money while we didn't ask for just because "it looked good" (???) #onlyinportugal

update onlyinportugal.com #onlyinportugal with new issues reported and new solutions

see pool company come to check water leak they created but they deflect any responsibility immediately and still #onlyinportugal #home

see AC repair guy visit and check our bedroom AC that's leaking and he says "it's not leaking" #onlyinportugal #home