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Only In Portugal
Only In Portugal
#onlyinportugal
Collect Kafka-esque stories of Portugal's dysfunctioning
persevere through extreme torment and suffering in the Portugal import tax portal to get the Dell XPS Omarchy laptop @DHH sent me as a sample through 
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get Dell Omarchy laptop from @dhh stuck at Portugal border with no way to get it unstuck #onlyinportugal
go CTT post office to pick up Portugal ID card but they sent it when we were traveling and it then only stays at post office for just 7 days and is sent back (!) so he told me this but I ask him to check in the back any way and he found it #onlyinportugal
check into flight to Greece at TAP at Lisbon Airport because it says TAP but the TAP staff say the flight doesn't exist, but of course they don't tell us it's a codeshare with Greek airline Aegean but we found out so we go to their desk and can check in, absolute retarded levels of IQ here #onlyinportugal
see pool company come and they say the jacuzzi was set to 48°C and the other pool company guy did that accidentally last time #onlyinportugal
waste 1.5 hours of my life to drive to municipal water company, then wait, to pay water leak bill because I can't pay by bank because I killed the direct debit when we had water leak and they won't let us pay with IBAN or even MB Pay #onlyinportugal
enjoy an entire night and morning of silence after sending legal letter to neighbor dog, it might have worked #onlyinportugal 
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see gf schedule Portuguese private driver for airport taxi but he didn't come, when she call him, he say "he forgot" #onlyinportugal (2nd time this happens with 2nd Portuguese driver 😂)
ask home-vps to write letter to neighbor about dog abuse, and find my printer in my home network and then print it #onlyinportugal
inform the GNR SEPNA (Nature and Environment Protection Service) that the local newspaper has written about the neighbor dog problem now #onlyinportugal
report neighbor dog abuse to Intervenção e Resgate Animal (IRA) an animal rescue organization that is let's just say, very agressive to "resolve problems" #onlyinportugal
send email with evidence of the neighbor dog attacking people to GNR SOS Ambiente (SOS Environment and Territory hotline of the Nature and Environment Protection Service SEPNA) and walking around freely #onlyinportugal
call GNR Portuguese to call about barking neighbor dog that is now attacking people on the street and discover it is the same woman who called the police on us for our birthday party in April what are the odds 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal
