update onlyinportugal.com #onlyinportugal with new issues reported and new solutions

see pool company come to check water leak they created but they deflect any responsibility immediately and still #onlyinportugal #home

see AC repair guy visit and check our bedroom AC that's leaking and he says "it's not leaking" #onlyinportugal #home

call many Portuguese Tesla garages to try get windscreen wiper fluid leak fixed but nobody picks up or can help and Tesla app says end of August appointment far away so we called one Lisbon Tesla garage directly and got a 🇧🇷 Brazilian on the phone who of course fasttracked us and gave us mobile service and comes to our house to fix it #onlyinportugal

meet nice Swedish neighbor, retired engineer, who is moving back to Sweden because everything is too rekt here, he spent 5 years building a house, everything went wrong and he turned gray from the stress #onlyinportugal

see new Portuguese bottle recycling program Volta machines at Continente being fully broken #onlyinportugal

write letter to Portugal government to fast track Tesla FSD #onlyinportugal x.com/levelsio/status/2075941…

see Lisbon immigration ask gf BR grandma for a "invitation letter to Portugal" to come here (???) when she is allowed to visit for 90 days on tourist visa like every BR, classic racism and pedantry to squeeze a 84-yo grandma like this #onlyinportugal

get forced to drive to Portugal's municipal water company SMAS office to talk about leak (???) like some child, or you know they could just come to us and fix it #onlyinportugal #home

talk to pool guy about the EUR 9000 water leak and call Portugal's municipal water company SMAS and they say "you should email us" but we say "yes we did a week ago and you didn't reply" 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal #home

drink flat white at The Coffee in Lisbon and 1 hour later get stomach pain with stings both me and gf, probably from using bad or old milk, regular Lisbon experience #onlyinportugal

see The Economist in tobacco shop in Portugal and I wanna buy it, but of course the card reader is broken, so he tells me to use the ATM across street, so I try but it has no cash, so I have to walk to another ATM, so I think let's get €990 out cause always good to have cash but it's limited to €200 so I take out €20, and 15 minutes later wasted I finally have The Economist #onlyinportugal

ask electric blinds company to install a motor with a sensor auto block system so it doesn't suicide itself in case it hits something like a chair when the blinds go down but the company says they cannot buy it #onlyinportugal #home

go gym with PT on Facetime but she not there cause she had a car accident #onlyinportugal

break electric blinds a month ago because they hit chair when going down, so ask company to install new ones with sensors so they stop when they hit something (instead of self destructing), after a month they finally come to fix it, and they install 2 new blinds with sensor but for the 3rd big window where the blinds actually hit the chair they decided to install again the same one without sensor because they thought it'd be too expensive for a big window (?????) while we explicitly asked all 3 windows, especially the one that actually broke because of the chair 😂 you can only conclude it's a low IQ culture of poverty and permafailure #onlyinportugal #home

board TAP business class but they put me and gf in random seats far away from each other and we can't move, then a friendly American offer to change his seat with us so we can sit together. The Portuguese fucks you and the American saves you. A classic story. #onlyinportugal

order windscreen wiper fluid for Tesla and it arrives in broken box all wet so I reject it #onlyinportugal

take Portuguese Uber but he forgot to charge his car so it's 18% so I say in Portuguese "are you sure it's enough to drive us home" he answer "com certeza" and now his battery is at 2% and we still on highway 😂😂😂 #onlyinportugal

see Lisbon Airport staff destroy gf's Rimowa (a shit brand to be fair) but still impressive how much they fucked it up 😂 #onlyinportugal

wait 30 minutes for bags at Lisbon Airport #onlyinportugal