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Only In Portugal
#onlyinportugal
Collect Kafka-esque stories of Portugal's dysfunctioning
call 112 yesterday cause one Russian guy in Lisbon parking lot beating up other Russian guy who is begging 🙏 not to get rekt while his Russian gf screaming, so we call 112, they hang up twice when I speak English, then third time we speak Portuguese and they take 6 minutes to find the place where it happens (just use Google Maps) and of course no police came 
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see local Portuguese council put city signs like Madrid and London but they all point the same direction (the avg national IQ is 90 here) 😂 #onlyinportugal
try reduce onslaught of 15 different delivery companies per day delivering packages and ringing the doorbell by telling them to just put them inside #onlyinportugal
see gf try get AEG fridge repaired cause noisy af (I am of the opinion AEG/Electrolux is a bottom-tier shit brand and we should just replace it with Miele), anyway she schedules on April 30 a mechanic to come to fix it today May 5 with AEG, of course today no mechanic shows up, "You will be contacted soon" and nobody replies on email or picks up the phone #onlyinportugal
post new #onlyinportugal story about AC guy flooding breaker box for EUR 900 and then giving us a EUR 300 discount
drive carefully to not hit pedestrian in small Portuguese street and as a reward the Portuguese woman shouts at me "vai te filho da puta" nice #onlyinportugal
tell Portuguese contractors to use safety harness because we're liable if they fall, but they reject, so I hereby withdraw my legal liability #onlyinportugal
move onlyinportugal.com bug board to stories.onlyinportugal.com and the new analysis with plans to fix Portugal to main domain onlyinportugal.com #onlyinportugal
