learn about the massive Portuguese banking cartel of all banks working together with the government to fuck their customers and they got fined for it in 2019 #onlyinportugal

see every single Electric Vehicle power charger be "out of service" a common occurence #onlyinportugal

buy Anker 27,650mAh battery for MacBook Pro 16" so I can laptop outside because no cafe in Portugal has working power outlets now, not even Honest Greens! #onlyinportugal

consider going to the biggest coworking space in Portugal called Heden to work a bit but it's always closed on Saturday and Sunday #onlyinportugal

enter Worten the electronics store of Portugal but it's literally 40°C inside, the staff's faces are wet with sweat, we ask is the AC off? And they answer "no it's on, it's always like this, we know" and the bosses won't change it #onlyinportugal

feature on /r/portugalEN subreddit #onlyinportugal www.reddit.com/r/PortugalEN/c…

feature on MSN Portugal #onlyinportugal observador.pt/opiniao/quando-…

feature in CoinTelegraph with #onlyinportugal cointelegraph.com/magazine/mo…

see interesting post #onlyinportugal

write about package delivery in Portugal #onlyinportugal

feature in Observador Portugal newspaper #onlyinportugal

report death threat #onlyinportugal x.com/jakim77pt/status/192703…

register onlyinportugal.com as possible rename for #onlyinportugal after reading about "only in the Philippines" memes

get invited by Portuguese member of parliament @malliberal to talk about our issues in Portugal from portugalstory.co #onlyinportugal

finally do public launch of portugalstory.co #onlyinportugal after Cloudflare CEO tweets

ask Cloudflare CEO to write his story on #onlyinportugal

explain Portuguese who has company and too much work and not enough people about 1) customer segmentation, like have normal and premium pricing for faster service, 2) retainer fees, 3) to hire non-Portuguese like Ukrainians because they can't find more people to work and the Portuguese they hire are too low skilled and stop work early so they can't scale up; but they ignore all my advice #onlyinportugal

get sauna guy to install the sauna heater we actually wanted but he forgot to order it first time, so he gave us a temporary one, but today he ordered and installed the wrong one because he messed up the name #onlyinportugal

try book practical driving class with the automatic car but the car is in a completely different place and they don't know when it will be back but they already sold me the driving classes 😂👌 #onlyinportugal

see Portugal passport stamps being the only stamps that literally never have any ink left on it, the poverty #onlyinportugal