order stairs to roof from a Portuguese guy named Sergio but he cannot install the stairs he makes because he cannot find a guy to mount it in the wall and ground (????) #onlyinportugal

ask LG Portugal we want to buy ACs and they respond they are not available and with GDPR terms and conditions #onlyinportugal

post horse book story #onlyinportugal portugalstory.co/p/i-try-to-b…

try book horse for Valentine's Day and get shouted at by Portuguese #onlyinportugal

order food and wait 45 minutes but then the restaurant cancels it #onlyinportugal

order 600g of cheese and in true Portuguese fashion get 60 slices of cheese #onlyinportugal

order croissant and it tastes like absolute dogshit how can they fuck this up so bad #onlyinportugal

order picanha and get thin no fat well done meat #onlyinportugal

try contact Portuguese delivery company for return but their phone number doesn't exist #onlyinportugal

talk to Amazon because Portuguese delivery company we explicitly scheduled with to return the 77" TV on 17 February, arrived on 2 days early when the TV wasn't even packed, then never came back on the agreed scheduled date of 17 February (today) #onlyinportugal #life

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make Portugal Story board so people can anonymously tell the crazy things they experience in Portugal #onlyinportugal portugalstory.featurebase.app/