buy stairs to main roof but guy can't install it and doesn't know anyone to install it #onlyinportugal

call to get buy car insurance for new car, Portuguese guy says you need to call this number directly, I write down the phone number, I say okay thak you, then he says "I will now transfer you there", I say "Then why did you give me the number", he says "hurdurrrderp" #onlyinportugal

write #onlyinportugal about CTT office aka "a cemetary staffed by witches" portugalstory.co/p/ctt-wont-g…

go to CTT office and they won't give me my package from my own merch store cause I used pseudonym name and that's not allowed in Portugal eventhough I can prove I live at this address and own the house #onlyinportugal

print a screenshot of my iPhone because the Portugal post office CTT will not accept showing my phone with the order but will accept paper print of my screen 😂 #onlyinportugal

try pay the electricity "potencia" upgrade bill with Portuguese MultiBanco bank transfer system, but the "reference number is invalid" so call Portugal electricity network operator and they say we need to always wait 24 to 48 hours for the reference number to processed by the banks, so we should not pay bills immediately in Portugal because as the woman says "you pay the bill too fast, it is better to wait" #onlyinportugal portugalstory.co/p/you-pay-th…

order stairs to roof from a Portuguese guy named Sergio but he cannot install the stairs he makes because he cannot find a guy to mount it in the wall and ground (????) #onlyinportugal

ask LG Portugal we want to buy ACs and they respond they are not available and with GDPR terms and conditions #onlyinportugal

post horse book story #onlyinportugal portugalstory.co/p/i-try-to-b…

try book horse for Valentine's Day and get shouted at by Portuguese #onlyinportugal

order food and wait 45 minutes but then the restaurant cancels it #onlyinportugal

order 600g of cheese and in true Portuguese fashion get 60 slices of cheese #onlyinportugal

order croissant and it tastes like absolute dogshit how can they fuck this up so bad #onlyinportugal

order picanha and get thin no fat well done meat #onlyinportugal

try contact Portuguese delivery company for return but their phone number doesn't exist #onlyinportugal

talk to Amazon because Portuguese delivery company we explicitly scheduled with to return the 77" TV on 17 February, arrived on 2 days early when the TV wasn't even packed, then never came back on the agreed scheduled date of 17 February (today) #onlyinportugal #life

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