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stand in the TAP Portugal jet bridge with premium boarding for 30+ minutes without AC in intense heat so that they "boarded on time" but actually the plane is late but they record the delay as boarding time, meanwhile everyone here is melting in heat
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see Taxpayers Association Portugal launch a bug board for Portugal inspired by OnlyInPortugal.com
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learn about the massive Portuguese banking cartel of all banks working together with the government to fuck their customers and they got fined for it in 2019
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see every single Electric Vehicle power charger be "out of service" a common occurence
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buy Anker 27,650mAh battery for MacBook Pro 16" so I can laptop outside because no cafe in Portugal has working power outlets now, not even Honest Greens!
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consider going to the biggest coworking space in Portugal called Heden to work a bit but it's always closed on Saturday and Sunday
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enter Worten the electronics store of Portugal but it's literally 40°C inside, the staff's faces are wet with sweat, we ask is the AC off? And they answer "no it's on, it's always like this, we know" and the bosses won't change it
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feature on /r/portugalEN subreddit
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register onlyinportugal.com as possible rename for
#onlyinportugal after reading about "only in the Philippines" memes
get invited by Portuguese member of parliament @malliberal to talk about our issues in Portugal from portugalstory.co
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finally do public launch of portugalstory.co
#onlyinportugal after Cloudflare CEO tweets
explain Portuguese who has company and too much work and not enough people about 1) customer segmentation, like have normal and premium pricing for faster service, 2) retainer fees, 3) to hire non-Portuguese like Ukrainians because they can't find more people to work and the Portuguese they hire are too low skilled and stop work early so they can't scale up; but they ignore all my advice
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get sauna guy to install the sauna heater we actually wanted but he forgot to order it first time, so he gave us a temporary one, but today he ordered and installed the wrong one because he messed up the name
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