sent money to N26 account #nomadlife (by @hiyukoim)

ask Transferwise to change my phone number so I can login #life

close n26, knab, bank accounts

write angry email to Portuguese bank because they won’t raise my limit and the phone hotline never picks up and I don’t have an account manager because the last one GTFO #life

call ABN AMRO and get denied access to my money without visiting the office in NL #life

close n26

email Rabobank so I can get access to my remaining funds cause they blocked me again #life

fast wire transfer blocked again by Bolshevik French bank because they don’t like withdrawal and for BS security reasons - only have one bank like Revolut is finally the best? #life

Try to open my new bank savings account but fail because the error says I'm not in my country of Residence. Switch the VPN to my country of residence and fail because you can't use a VPN. I kind of miss the days of walking into banks and just getting things done. And thus have failed in my new health insurance tied to this. #admin

call parents to borrow money because all 3 Dutch banks blocked my account now #life

get locked out of ING NL bank account because I wanted to change my mobile phone number and now I have to go to bank office in Netherlands but I'm not in Netherlands ever #life

send my brother R301 to verify banking app.. so weird #life

Setup Revolut Business & Wise because N26 Business has annoying cashbacks that they won’t turn off #life

see MillenniumBCP staff tell me why I can't transfer money out in another KAFKAesque story: apparently if you change your phone number at any time and make a transfer in the same day, they freeze your account perpetually, however they never show you it's frozen, not in a message, not in the app, even the bank staff had to figure this out #life

try close MillenniumBCP Portuguese bank account and enter another KAFKAesque situation where I can only close the account if the balance is zero but I can't transfer the remaining money out because there is a daily transfer limit that is extremely low, even below the limit it won't even transfer money though #life

tried to get new bank account instead of santander for pt with chavel digital but can't because need to be portuguese 😅 #life

open N26 bank account #hiyukoim

applied to N26 bank #hiyukoim

get bank account accepted #tax2

write and send form to send money from Portuguese bank to German trading broker to buy ETFs without getting rekt by the daily transfer limit #life