finally call GNR police for the dog that is barking all night and now after 11pm is illegal so let's snitch #onlyinportugal

clean up absolute chaos and mess left by solar panel guys on roof because in Portugal you do things yourself because they always do only 60% of the job and always too late #onlyinportugal

write message to solar panel cause because we still have no solar panels and he said they'd be up by September, all we have is some stones on the roof #onlyinportugal

see solar panel guy come to my door to tell us the solar panels are now installed on the roof (in perfect English) so I go check and go on the roof and there's literally no solar panels on the roof #onlyinportugal

borrow money from driving instructor to buy coffee in the break because they don't accept card next to the driving license center of entire Portugal #onlyinportugal

send voice message to official Tesla reseller solar panel who's already delayed for months, then delayed the 5-day install to now 2 weeks, and today came with solar panels but won't install them, just drop them off in the garden, and that if he won't install them today I will get my lawyer Bruno Matos involved and tell everyone about his company in a bad way, or I can tell everyone about his company in a good way and he can just finish the installation #onlyinportugal

tell solar panel guy we're sick of his shit #onlyinportugal

build our own 2000kg capacity carriage because the furniture store only delivers the 165kg stone table to the sidewalk #onlyinportugal

see solar panel guys arrive 1pm to announce they're going for lunch now and will not work until later today #onlyinportugal

see solar battery installers drill through the water pipe and start screaming for help #onlyinportugal

see driving school lose key of the Fiat Punto #onlyinportugal

buy onion but in Portugal you cannot weigh it yourself (normal since 1996) or have cashier auto-weigh it (normal since 2010), you have to grab a ticket, then wait 15 minutes, so that a person can weigh your onion to put a sticker on it #onlyinportugal

tell local pool company who build our pool and jacuzzi and we pay subscription to maintain it that they are both cold and broken for weeks and the director keeps leaving the Whatsapp group after we ask him to help so we keep adding him back until he fixes it 😂 #onlyinportugal

hear that all construction workers of the construction company we have in our house apparently all quit 2 weeks ago, and the guy who owns the company is in hospital with his broken knee, and the woman of the company has a newborn baby and 4 other kids to take care of and they're now way passed contractual finish date so now they get €280 fine per day thanks to our lawyer Bruno #onlyinportugal

try toilet paper imported from Netherlands and it doesn't give me chemical burns on my face like the Portuguese toilet paper does there must be something to this #onlyinportugal

see construction workers nuke the Starlink internet cable once again #onlyinportugal

see Portuguese marble stone guy cut the new kitchen counter top wrong because he measured it wrong and now he wants to buy us a different electric induction stove so that it fits his incorrect measurements (???) so he doesn't have to buy a new stone slab which I resolutely say no too #onlyinportugal

see Portuguese contractor have to re-do the entire kitchen counter top because they didn't follow the measurements of the spec #onlyinportugal

order pizza in Portugal #onlyinportugal

see construction workers kill my Starlink internet cable so now I don't have internet to work to pay for construction #onlyinportugal