Only In Portugal

migrate

#onlyinportugal to Cloudflare Email

Screenshot of the Cloudflare Email Routing create rule interface with configuration details for the domain onlyinportugal.pt.

2026-05-10 14:30:33 UTC

levelsio

see local Portuguese council put city signs like Madrid and London but they all point the same direction (the avg national IQ is 90 here) 😂

Photo of a Portuguese town square with city direction signs all pointing and listing distances to various world cities in the same direction.

A street corner in Portugal with four city direction signs all pointing in the same direction.

Multiple city direction signs in Portugal all point in the same direction, contrasting typical multi-directional city signposts.

2026-05-10 12:00:48 UTC

levelsio

try reduce onslaught of 15 different delivery companies per day delivering packages and ringing the doorbell by telling them to just put them inside

#home

A hand-made sign on a white door telling delivery personnel to leave packages inside and not ring the bell.

2026-05-08 12:51:34 UTC

levelsio

see gf try get AEG fridge repaired cause noisy af (I am of the opinion AEG/Electrolux is a bottom-tier shit brand and we should just replace it with Miele), anyway she schedules on April 30 a mechanic to come to fix it today May 5 with AEG, of course today no mechanic shows up, "You will be contacted soon" and nobody replies on email or picks up the phone

#home

2026-05-05 20:45:52 UTC

levelsio

post new

#onlyinportugal story about AC guy flooding breaker box for EUR 900 and then giving us a EUR 300 discount

An electrician works on a breaker box inside a dimly lit building corridor.

2026-05-04 11:28:34 UTC

levelsio

can't pay carwash cause suddenly "today we only accept cash"

A receipt from a carwash with a handwritten note and a sticker indicating cash-only payment.

2026-05-01 18:09:37 UTC

levelsio

add Portuguese version onlyinportugal.com/pt

2026-05-01 17:19:15 UTC

levelsio

add email confirm for onlyinportugal.com petition signers

2026-04-30 20:04:01 UTC

levelsio

add

#onlyinportugal to GitHub

Mountainous and rocky coastline with waves at sunset, tagged #onlyinportugal.

2026-04-30 17:43:39 UTC

levelsio

add og:image

Elegant nighttime coastal view of Portugal with illuminated architecture and calm waters reflecting the city lights.

A man in a bright blue shirt carelessly dangles from a zipline over a clear turquoise river with a rocky shoreline and green trees in the background.

2026-04-30 17:41:27 UTC

levelsio

#onlyinportugal x.com/levelsio/status/2049905…

launch onlyinportugal.com report how to fix Portugal

A screenshot of a website showing a user interface with a map of Portugal and options for a report fix.

Screenshot of a Tweet by @mttim showcasing a code snippet for fixing a particular issue on onlyinportugal.com along with an image of a sunset view from Portugal coastline.

Screenshot of a tweet from @levelsio featuring an image of a luxury car, captioned to highlight a launch and repair for onlyinportugal.com.

2026-04-30 17:34:47 UTC

levelsio

drive carefully to not hit pedestrian in small Portuguese street and as a reward the Portuguese woman shouts at me "vai te filho da puta" or "go you son of a whore" nice

Narrow Portuguese street lined with parked cars and buildings, with a pedestrian walking and a person driving a car.

2026-04-30 14:59:00 UTC

levelsio

see house driving on Portuguese highway

A small wooden house built on a trailer is being driven on a highway in Portugal.

A small house mounted on a trailer is being towed by a vehicle on a Portuguese highway.

2026-04-29 11:22:45 UTC

levelsio

order other sushi but it never even arrived

An empty white rectangular plate labeled 'Sashimi' with a pair of wooden chopsticks and a red chopsticks holder on a black surface.

2026-04-28 20:26:52 UTC

levelsio

tell Portuguese contractors to use safety harness because we're liable if they fall, but they reject, so I hereby withdraw my legal liability

#home

Photograph of construction workers on scaffolding at a historic building undergoing restoration.

2026-04-28 12:22:54 UTC

levelsio

move onlyinportugal.com bug board to stories.onlyinportugal.com and the new analysis with plans to fix Portugal to main domain onlyinportugal.com

Screenshot of a bug tracking board interface displaying titles and issue details.

Screenshot of a GitHub Projects board displaying multiple issues and tasks for the onlyinportugal.com repository.

2026-04-27 21:37:32 UTC

levelsio

get slight food poisoning from Butchers Lisbon yesterday

A close-up view of various raw meat cuts displayed on paper in a butcher shop setting.

2026-04-27 18:44:10 UTC

levelsio

make onlyinportugal.com 5-Year Plan page based on 300+ reports

Screenshot of a detailed website page about Portugal's 5-year plan with charts, images, and navigation elements.

2026-04-27 16:07:22 UTC

levelsio

post missing stories from WIP

#onlyinportugal on onlyinportugal.com with Claude Code

A young boy wrapped in a red and white checkered blanket is seated in a boat on a morning waterway with soft mist and lush greenery.

Text-heavy humorous alert graphic with programming jokes about hunger and sleeping on duty, featuring a stick figure and playful text layout.

2026-04-26 22:21:42 UTC

levelsio

almost crash Tesla Y on Portugal highway driving to Lisbon because guy from right doesn't use blinker while merging left, he should slow down or speed up to position himself to merge, but instead he just pushes me off the road and I had to push on the brakes hard to avoid crash