launch onlyinportugal.com report how to fix Portugal #onlyinportugal x.com/levelsio/status/2049905…

drive carefully to not hit pedestrian in small Portuguese street and as a reward the Portuguese woman shouts at me "vai te filho da puta" nice #onlyinportugal

see house driving on Portuguese highway #onlyinportugal

order other sushi but it never even arrived #onlyinportugal

tell Portuguese contractors to use safety harness because we're liable if they fall, but they reject, so I hereby withdraw my legal liability #onlyinportugal

move onlyinportugal.com bug board to stories.onlyinportugal.com and the new analysis with plans to fix Portugal to main domain onlyinportugal.com #onlyinportugal

get slight food poisoning from Butchers Lisbon yesterday #onlyinportugal

make onlyinportugal.com 5-Year Plan page based on 300+ reports #onlyinportugal

post missing stories from WIP #onlyinportugal on onlyinportugal.com with Claude Code

almost crash Tesla Y on Portugal highway driving to Lisbon because guy from right doesn't use blinker while merging left, he should slow down or speed up to position himself to merge, but instead he just pushes me off the road and I had to push on the brakes hard to avoid crash #onlyinportugal

go Butchers classic steak restaurant in Lisbon and it's a shell of its former glory, the cool young foreigners have left Lisbon and Portugal, and what remains is American boomer tourists, local Portuguese communist rich kids and some British and German tourists sweating their balls off because they switched the AC off to save money, the Portuguese staff left is angry and doesn't smile a single time while the rest of the staff is friendly Nepalese and angry Africans; our ETFs went up but Lisbon went down #onlyinportugal

go Asian food in Lisbon but the AC is off and everyone is sweating and we discover it's Portuguese owned and the meals are pre-cooked and microwaved because you can't remove peanuts for ex (classic sign) #onlyinportugal

park car in Lisbon parking lot, it's cash only, so take out minimum cash at ATM possible which is €10 but parking only accepts €5 or coins, I ask why, and I get scolded for not reading the paper on the machine, but I did read the machine, I just ask "why" but he can't answer except for scolding me, then try ask for change outsidd but of course no shop wants to give me €5 euro change so I have to buy water somewhere for €1.70 #onlyinportugal

arrive Lisbon Airport and non-EU arrivals is hours wait, while EU arrivals is a highly retarded 20x zigzag line #onlyinportugal

report death threat by Portuguese and get account suspended #onlyinportugal

see gf try order beer tap for birthday party and find a Portuguese supplier but he only rents out the beer tap without beer, but his price is per person who drinks beer at the party (???) but 1) we don't know who drinks beer, 2) that'd make sense if he supplied the beer but he doesn't just the tap, so now he will send us an quote somewhere next week 😂 #onlyinportugal

see gf order glass mirror and the FedEx Portugal delivery driver threw it over the fence #onlyinportugal

see Portuguese gardener make 3d design of garden with plants we approve 6mo ago, but now she bought completely different plants and didn't follow her own specifications #onlyinportugal

see table arrived broken then gf sent back for replacement and then the replacement arrived broken too #onlyinportugal

see cleaner tell us our front door lock is rekt it won't open, just rotates forever, so we call Portuguese key guy to come install new one, it costs €200, okay, but then he installs the classic Portuguese lock which if there's a key inside the door won't let you open it from outside (absolute retardation) we had this in our old rental and got locked out #onlyinportugal