see electric blinds slowly start falling down less than 3 months after installation #onlyinportugal

try buy Home Assistant but they only sold by a Portuguese company called mauser.pt and of course their VISA/MasterCard is "temporarily unavailable" #onlyinportugal

hold Portuguese 10L water box where it says "hold here" and of course it breaks and smashes on the floor #onlyinportugal

see parking meter in Lisbon and you can only pay with coins (in 2025???) and the shop guy says who cares don't pay they never check anyway #onlyinportugal

try charge new Tesla Y with Portugal's EDP Charge app but of course there is an error and we can't charge our new Tesla Y in Portugal #onlyinportugal

try sign up to Portugal driving theory school online but the site breaks on sign up instantly #onlyinportugal

buy stairs to main roof but guy can't install it and doesn't know anyone to install it #onlyinportugal

call to get buy car insurance for new car, Portuguese guy says you need to call this number directly, I write down the phone number, I say okay thak you, then he says "I will now transfer you there", I say "Then why did you give me the number", he says "hurdurrrderp" #onlyinportugal

write #onlyinportugal about CTT office aka "a cemetary staffed by witches" portugalstory.co/p/ctt-wont-g…

go to CTT office and they won't give me my package from my own merch store cause I used pseudonym name and that's not allowed in Portugal eventhough I can prove I live at this address and own the house #onlyinportugal

print a screenshot of my iPhone because the Portugal post office CTT will not accept showing my phone with the order but will accept paper print of my screen 😂 #onlyinportugal

try pay the electricity "potencia" upgrade bill with Portuguese MultiBanco bank transfer system, but the "reference number is invalid" so call Portugal electricity network operator and they say we need to always wait 24 to 48 hours for the reference number to processed by the banks, so we should not pay bills immediately in Portugal because as the woman says "you pay the bill too fast, it is better to wait" #onlyinportugal portugalstory.co/p/you-pay-th…

order stairs to roof from a Portuguese guy named Sergio but he cannot install the stairs he makes because he cannot find a guy to mount it in the wall and ground (????) #onlyinportugal

ask LG Portugal we want to buy ACs and they respond they are not available and with GDPR terms and conditions #onlyinportugal

post horse book story #onlyinportugal portugalstory.co/p/i-try-to-b…

try book horse for Valentine's Day and get shouted at by Portuguese #onlyinportugal

order food and wait 45 minutes but then the restaurant cancels it #onlyinportugal

order 600g of cheese and in true Portuguese fashion get 60 slices of cheese #onlyinportugal

order croissant and it tastes like absolute dogshit how can they fuck this up so bad #onlyinportugal

order picanha and get thin no fat well done meat #onlyinportugal