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#life Eat homemade ramen
#life Check-in for Valentine’s trip to Italy 🇮🇹
#life Do couple activity and make apple cake with wife while blindfolded
#life List requirements for permanent residence visa for wife
#life Satisfy curiosity and find most obscure artist on my Spotify playlist
#life Make smol pancake in smol pan
#life Eat weirdly long egg
#life Buy new highway toll sticker for 2024
#contracting Add feature to plugin that scrolling through lightbox gallery will also trigger AJAX request, so you not only have infinite scroll but also automatic infinite gallery
#contracting Fix WordPress plugin has incompatible type annotations so PHP 8 absolutely destroyed it
#contracting Cut preview images down to 600px instead of 300px because it’s no longer 2017 and we now have higher res screens and more bandwidth and the old preview images were looking blurru
#contracting Fix small feedbacks from client (line-height, image sharpness, text sizes, …)
#contracting Implement AJAX for masonry layout, because apparently Chrome sucks so bad it can’t handle 205 images in one masonry without massive lag, making it impossible to interact with the masonry layout (FF and Safari are fine, tho. Weird.)
#contracting Convert server-rendered page for album of the week to completely dynamic AJAX page
#contracting Have demo call, get work approved and enter feedback phase
#life Feel deep caveman brain satisfaction from making a fire
#life Replace old disintegrating ear pads on headphones with new shiny ones
#contracting Invent workaround for people sometimes not saving their CSVs as UTF-8 which gives me lots of problems with mojibake characters
#life Book trip to Italy for Valentine’s Day
#life Order replacement ear pads for my headphones, because the old ones are starting to give up after 5 years of near-daily use
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