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#contracting Fix WordPress plugin has incompatible type annotations so PHP 8 absolutely destroyed it
#contracting Cut preview images down to 600px instead of 300px because it’s no longer 2017 and we now have higher res screens and more bandwidth and the old preview images were looking blurru
#contracting Fix small feedbacks from client (line-height, image sharpness, text sizes, …)
#contracting Implement AJAX for masonry layout, because apparently Chrome sucks so bad it can’t handle 205 images in one masonry without massive lag, making it impossible to interact with the masonry layout (FF and Safari are fine, tho. Weird.)
#contracting Convert server-rendered page for album of the week to completely dynamic AJAX page
#contracting Have demo call, get work approved and enter feedback phase
#contracting Invent workaround for people sometimes not saving their CSVs as UTF-8 which gives me lots of problems with mojibake characters
#contracting Help stop client site melting down server every 5 minutes because Wordpress ran into weird infection that made PHP-FPM blast on maximum all the time
#contracting Fix nightly cronjob not executing because I ran bash nightlyScripts.sh instead of bash nightlyJobs.sh
#contracting Fix client website which accidentally went into an infinite redirect loop after installing latest version of their social network plugin
#contracting Email other participants in project if their integrations are done so I can finish my part of the project by end of January
#contracting Figure out why deployments were so slow (I was accidentally trying to rsync 18,000 image files)
#contracting Catch up with company paperwork at the beginning of the year
#contracting Calculate quarterly payments for tax
#contracting Pay taxes Q1/2024
#contracting Do accounting Q4/2023
#contracting Inform clients accounting department of new contracting rate and ask them to send the remaining ~1k
#contracting Fix all PHP8.2 deprecation warnings 🥲
#contracting Spontaneously upgrade from Timber 1.22 to Timber 2.0 and spend 3 hours suffering through the extensive upgrade guide 🥲
#contracting Discuss with client about project delay and reduce scope
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