Achieve inverse: Remove all the buy buttons and tell people to contact me to purchase, don't reach out to anyone myself. Spam users with irrelevant notifications so they can't use the website at all or find the contact link in the first place.
Achieve actual: Make the buy buttons more obvious by rounding the hell out of the borders, adding drop shadow. Change "poopups" in top right to have fewer messages but be more targeted and show a solution to the problem instead of just the problem. Follow up with 100 more leads directly.
Seems like it's time to get to work, interesting exercise 💪
Seems like it's time to get to work, interesting exercise 💪