What’s the simplest schema for an Events API? That’s the exact question I’ve been grinding on for #telesink. I wanted the most minimal thing that’s still actually useful. One path: just accept text and parse everything (Telegram style). Super simple... but Telegram is a generic chat client. We’re building a specific tool. So I landed on this: text + emoji + event (the name) + properties (any key-values you want). Flexible enough because of properties, yet stupidly clear and understandable. Thoughts?