Arrive on time for my first day at BigAss Client, Inc. #contracting

Send email to MidSized Client Ltd. that wants to hire me that I'm kind of in a thing with BigAss Client, Inc. for the rest of the year but that I'm happy to do consulting for EUR 75/hr and that we can talk about increased work loads starting in January 2019 #contracting

Pay accountant #contracting

Notify clients that I'm reduced to only consulting capacity until at least Wednesday. #contracting

Setup backup laptop so I can at least respond to emergencies. #contracting

Count up hours for current #contracting project to get rough estimate of May earnings

Synchronize old page with new page in half-automated manner #contracting

Wait for FTP to finish uploading a gajilion pictures #contracting

Get criminal record for BigAss Client, Inc. #contracting

Sign finalized contract with BigAss Client, Inc. to start earning the big bucks #contracting

Successfully export, import and associate 62 posts in 3 different languages with each other. #contracting

Run automated script, hope for the best #contracting

Set up local dev environment for site to sync state between old page and new page #contracting

Translate all taxonomies. Esta receta tiene carne y nueces. #contracting

Implement GTFO - ah, GDPR-compliant newsletter form in three languages #contracting

Meeting with client #contracting

Fix print button styles that got lost in a merge conflict. #contracting

Make the fish recipes paginate correctly #contracting

Show the newsletter popup on the startpage so as to not annoy any users #contracting

Sign contract with BigAss Client, Inc. #contracting