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Joined January 2018
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#nagel Bring down uncached 22s response down to uncached 700ms response
#nagel Pre-generate category trees on production for 11,000 sellable parts
#nagel Find SQL query that has no indexes and ran for >5 seconds, so add index and now it runs in 0.01s
#nagel Cache part categorization tree because so far we've been building it on demand and it's a nested recursive tree, so if you request 700 parts suddenly the request takes 22s and the frontend team is sad
#nagel Rip out Pimcore ORM in another part of the app and replace with raw SQL, as ORM creates insane amounts of overhead
#life Make sure everyone gets to their appointment on time
#nagel Mark parts that do not have a special price based on their age
#nagel Add button to globally re-import settlement rates outside of daily sync in case a service worker updates rates in ERP
#life Send update to pug breeder for puggy's first birthday
#life Eat Christmas ham 🇵🇭
#life Get new debit card
#life Tell accountant that he's unfired and re-hired because life is weird
#life Accounting Q4 '21
#life Switch from farmer bank to better bank
#life Season cast-iron pan
#life Sum up earnings for last year of business
#nagel Get confirmation for contract with all of my desired benefits
#nagel Prepare move away from managed hosting to cheaper/better/I get more control VPS
#nagel Check that Pimcore is still running
#nagel Unfuck dependency tree and update everything for PHP 8.1
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