crash @pretzelhands's wedding

make a product for collecting feedback requests

add new css trick that @pugson taught me to all login forms

set up bot to automatically like girlfriend's and sister's instas

ship enough to get this imgur.com/gallery/vRHUq

cleanup accounting app

Make a miniWIP to check lists of IPs against stuff in iplists.firehol.org/ becuase fuck this shit why is there nothing good out there

become rich enough to spend 24/7 chasing JavaScript fads and launching books/courses every week on everything new

email all 10,000 subscribers that I'm testing something and if they could please email [email protected]